Duck, Duck, WHORE?

 

As the summer is closing and almost time for yet another rigorous year of the college life, last minute bashes are raging in numbers. I have attended quite enough of them to stay in last night with a couple friends. I had a couple of my guy friends there along with two of my closest girlfriends and we were lightly drinking. The movie was playing and the conversations jump around about how the summer was going to fun parties that were attended to the inside jokes about "that girl" or certain key people who were completely acting outrageous. Which leads to this post. Depending on how big your group of friends is, you usually see about the same people at most of these parties and it being the summer most everyone that attended your same highschool is back into town. At the start of the night, it usually goes smoothly, the same old "Hey, how have you been?" leading to the routine talk about how college was and how life was going occurred. A couple shots of tequila later. True personalities busts out and the sluts expose themselves through their inhebriated state. Which ties back to the conversation I had with my friends last night, "That girl" is a reference to "That slut", usually or in prime example for this case a girl that everyone knew, but no one really wants to say their name out loud. The same innocent, sweet girl that you once played "Duck, Duck, Goose" with is the same slut hopping on the laps of everyone (in majority guys) and grinding on them like a whore on a mechanical bull. Their night leading to only lord knows what, but I'm sure we can all guess. Then you attend a party the following night seeing "That GIRL" and that game of Duck (a person you know) and Goose (a stranger) becomes a game of Duck, Duck, WHORE. This isn't just aimed at the ladies, guys you don't want to be known as "That Guy" either. "That Guy" is in complete equivalence to "That Girl" in the gay world. Oh and guess what, you know when people are either pointing at you to their friends as they laugh or it gets strangely quiter when you enter the room only means one thing, they were talking about how shameful you are. Do people really think that you are older just because you dress skimpier? That acting sexier (which is probably sluttier) than reserved makes people think that you've grown? The answer to this is both... YES and NO.  No, because behaving like an intolerable slut is not the absence of immaturity, just the absence of functioning brain cells. Yes, that you did grow up...to be a slut? I know this was a really harsh post, but isn't the ugly truth harsh.


Just telling it how it is,
Zack